I'm 17 years old, 75% lesbian, and I'm in recovery from drugs and alcohol. My life sucks because I fall in love with like 5 people everyday. Everyday is a struggle for me, trying to decide whether to tell people my name is "Bella" or "Isabella." I wish I could have sex with Chris Farley, Hannah Hart, Alex Vause, Katniss Everdeen, Sarah Silverman, Woody Allen, Miranda Sings and anyone who has ever noticed me. Heh.